ROTFLWMAHO

1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace? yes!
2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's? chicken!
3. Are you an emotional person? no!
5. Do you like your name? sure!
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? no!
7. What was the last thing you did? pooped!
8. Who was the last person you ate with? my daddy!
9. What are you listening to right now? the news!
10. How's the weather right now? shit!
11. Last person who called you? dan jefferson!
12. Last lie you told? all of them!
13. Last song you sang? the happy days theme song!
14. Lost a friendship over something stupid? yeah! that time when i didn't want to have a threesome and then my friend stopped talking to me!
15. Last thing you bought? a gatorade cos i was dehydrated!
16. Last time you had starbucks? last time i went to starbucks it was to poop!
17. Where do you wish you were? on top of a mountain lighting shit on fire!
18. Faked being sick to miss work/school? yeah!
19. What time did you wake up today? 6pm!
20. What did you do last night? went to the ER!
21. Last person you made fun of? my doctor!
22. What are you wearing right now? the same shit i wear every day!
23. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? tits!
24. Where are you right now? my parents' kitchen!
32. Whats the most annoying thing someone has said to you? i don't talk to annoying people!
33. Last thing of yours that broke? my car's bumper!
34. Do you want to get married? fuck no!
35. Would you bungee jump? yeah! wooo!!!!
36. Can you speak Spanish? no but my neighbors can!
37. Do you like roller coasters? they're kind of expensive!
38. Is there anything you wished for this summer? a blowjob!
41. Thinking about someone right now? no!
42. Concerned about life right now? always!
43. Have you ever tripped going up the stairs? yes! all over!
44. What are you looking forward to this summer? omg THE BEACH!